FOR I AM A SEPTIC SYSTEM, AND AS YOU CAN SEE
MY NAME IS NOT MENTIONED, IN POLITE COMPANY
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M NOT NEEDED, FOR TRULY I AM
IT'S JUST THAT I'M IGNORED, TILL' YOU'RE IN A JAM

BUT REST ASSURED, IF YOU CONTINUE THIS WAY
YOU'LL SURELY BE SAD, AND QUITE SORRY ONE DAY
FOR WHEN I NEED FIXEN, ITS USUALLY EXPENSIVE
ESPECIALLY IF THE DAMAGE IS VERY EXTENSIVE

SO MAKE THAT CALL, DO IT TODAY
HAVE MARC COME OVER, PLEASE DON'T DELAY
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, DON'T GET OVER YOUR HEAD
CAUSE IF YOU WAIT TOO LONG, I'LL SURELY BE DEAD!